Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Blogging God will help to inject in new tags...

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
September 20, 2008

As most of you probably know already, the world is currenly experiencing trouble times in the economic sector. It is very unstable at the moment and the world is trying to come up with every kind of steps they could think of to ease the situation a little bit. The core of the problem seem to have started from the U.S. and the U.S. government is now trying to find a bailout plan to prevent the problem from escalating further.

Here in the blogging sector, the Blogging God has also noticed a similar problem, but it does not involve anything with the economy, but if left unresolved, it could be facing the same fate as the global economy, which is a total meltdown. The world major central banks has pumped in a lot of cash into their financial market to stabalize their own situation, but the Blogging God has decided to pump in new tags on blogs for anyone who needs them. He understand that for some of you, having a chatbox that is not active is not a good sign because you feel that nobody is reading your blog. You will start to panic and you will start asking people to tag your blog because if it does not start happening soon, you will start to think of closing down your blog. That is not the worst thing though. For him, there is no person that is more pathetic than the ones who tag their own blog using a different name and continue to tag again using a different name, thus creating a situation in which he/she is talking to him/herself to attract attention. These are the people who are suffering from, what the Blogging God like to call, the 'Blog-al Depression.'

The Blogging God does not wish to see such thing happening not especially to his friends and as such, he has came out with a rescue plan of his own. He will be offering unlimited tags for those who really need it so that those people will at least have a sense of feeling that their blogs are being visited by others and will then feel better to continue blogging. Therefore, feel free to ask him to tag your blog anytime you want. This offer will end in 1 week's time.

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